a Friend

1. 0-Emotional blackmailing:


2. 2-Never call or answer:

Pay no attention
Whenever your friend starts to talk, simply pay no attention to talks, start doing something else, read a novel, or keep on looking here and there.
2.Always talk about yourself:
Just keep on talking about yourself, your love, your world, your love, don't give other person any second to speak or talk about himself.
3.Complain always:
Instead of tolerating and avoiding little things, never forgive and forget, complain always that you did this to me , you did that to me.
4.Do it a little , make it big:
Once in a while , buy your friend a low cost ice-cream , now keep on recalling that you did a great work everyday.
5.Never appreciate or laugh:
Whatever he tells you, something good that he has done, do not appreciate , just say "ok so ?What's the point?" If he tells a joke, don't even smile.
6.No problem to be discussed:
If he has got a problem , simply refuse to listen to it , you don't have time to listen to it, you don't have time or listen to it and when he's finished , say 'Hhh quite boring?"
7.Turning him against his family:
The most important thing to lose a friend , start turning him against his family and friends by saying "Your friends are strange or your sister is too much".
8.Never thank:
Never say thanks if he brings you some gift or does something for you at least that's his obligation.
9.Full time ignore:
Never let him feel that you care for him, while with him always talk about other people and their best things , and talk like I wish I had a friend like that too and not you.

0-Emotional blackmailing:

Extensive expressions of emotions will make you lose your friend very quickly , on everything get angry at least for two days , never forgive that incidence and never forget that incidence, watch 5-6 emotional movies regarding fight especially "Enough" which will help violating your mind and then start to fight.
1-Never give any thing or wish:
Never call your friend on Eid or New Year or Birthday , do not give any gift and never ever wish him birthday or any thing.

2-Never call or answer:

Never call your friend or if he calls you , do not talk good , say "I was busy , is there any important thing you wish to say" of if he leaves a message on your answering machine, don't ever call back, if he writes you a letter, never reply , if he takes you to a shop or to a hotel, make a fat ugly angry face , don't take anything from his money, if he asks your opinion about anything just don't answer or say "I have no time for such things" completely criticize his ideas, his choice,
his nature, his clothes, car etc