The Wifes Cat

A man hated his wife's cat, and he decided to get rid of it
He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there
Hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife
Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions.