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Hello Sweet Butterflies
today i have something funny about english
hope you like it all
and if you didn't like it
i promise you won't see my face again writing here
Ooh no
don't believe it
no way
it's not me who does that
any way we back to my topic
maybe one of you have any idea
English muffins were not invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese.So, one moose, 2 meese? Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
When a house burns up, it burns down.
You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by coming on.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when lights are out, they are invisible.
And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
Hmmm
sounds new language
Take care girls
Peace out