wamon miand hahaha

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision. = Its better for you to take my decision.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = take your time i will be ready in more than hour.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling for you to understand