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GoldenEye
14-02-2022 - 02:27 pm
hi pretty girls
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.
She yelled at him,Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot… he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie.
Girl: I am smart… I didn’t wear pantie .
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زاهي الكحل
زاهي الكحل
hahahahahah
it's so funny
thank you goldeneye

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حلم وهج الشمس
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Batoola
Batoola
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Great Choices
Thanx alot GoldenEye
They Were Funny
^_^

somya
somya
hahaha wonderfull
thanx golden eyes

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((ShAdOw))
These are sooooooooo hilarious jokes
thanx aloooooooooot dear GoldenEye

عسوله عسل
عسوله عسل
tank yuo

OMaraMO
OMaraMO
loooooooooooool
Thank you very much goldeneye

حبيبة ناني
حبيبة ناني
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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