emo jokes

What’s the difference between Emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
“Stop crying, you’re stealing all the negative attention.”

How do you tell if an Emo guy is hitting on you compared to a regular guy?
He asks for your poetry blog instead of your phone number.

What do you say to an Emo kid to make him cry?
Anything.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they’d rather sit in the dark and cry.

What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn’t cry.

Why didn’t the emo kid cross the road?
Because she never left the house!