HUSBAND and WIFE

what does HUSBAND and WIFE mean to each other
A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life :
W : WONDERFUL
I : INTERESTING
F : FASCINATING
E : EXTRAORDINARY
But a woman will have to be careful in finding a
HUSBAND because he might be:
H : HOPELESS
U : UNACCOUNTABLE
S : SENSELESS
B : BORING
A : AUTHORITATIVE
N : NUISANCE
D : DISCRIMINATIVE
Why does a man want to have a WIFE ? Because
W : Washing
I : Ironing
F : Food
E : Entertainment
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ? Because
H : Housing
U : Understanding
S : Sharing
B : Buying
A : And
N : Never
D : Demanding
What most husbands feel before and after marriage :
BEFORE
W : Wonderful
I : Instrument
F : For
E : Entertainment
AFTER
W : Worries (are)
I : Invited
F : For
E : Ever