Husbands for sale

Husbands for saleA husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men
The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights
There is, however, a catch
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building and you can never re-enter
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband
: On the first floor the sign on the door reads
Floor 1 - These men have jobs
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last husband, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes
: The second floor sign reads
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again
: The third floor sign reads
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" And up she goes
: The fourth floor sign reads
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight
: The fifth floor sign reads
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak !!
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes
: The sixth floor sign reads
Floor 6 - You are visitor number 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please
Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day