Wish you to enjoy it

Wish you to enjoy it
Stress Reliever #1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem Can there be greater than this one?
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It"s very kind of you, darling, But I don"t have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren"t married yet.
Stress Reliever #3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy"s lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
A newly married man asked his wife : "Would you have married me if my
father hadn"t left me a fortune?" "Honey,"
the woman replied : sweetly, "I"d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 6
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever #7
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I"ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning
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