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اهلين خيتو كيفك ان شاء الله بخير
يختي الدعوه سهله ادخلي على قوقل و اكتبي funny stories و تطلع لك قصص اشكال و الوان و اختاري اللي يعجبك
وهذي وحده لعيونك بس هاه لا تنسين دعواتك الحلوه
A Mime in a Zoo
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?
لكِ ودي
يختي الدعوه سهله ادخلي على قوقل و اكتبي funny stories و تطلع لك قصص اشكال و الوان و اختاري اللي يعجبك
وهذي وحده لعيونك بس هاه لا تنسين دعواتك الحلوه
A Mime in a Zoo
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?
لكِ ودي
معليش جيت متاخره نسيت والله العذر والسموحه
There are certain incidents happened in my life which makes me laugh when they come in to my mind. I only sate one (funniest incident in my life) which is following;-
About six month ago I used to be doing a mini cab at week-end and I normally work 13 to 16 hours a day. Once I was so tired because I worked about 16 hours therefore I called my controller on the radio and told him I am going home. It was early in the morning and there was no driver at the base therefore my controller told me to stay another 30 minutes. After 15 minutes my controller passed me a job on radio, before accepting the job I asked my controller ‘is it local job?’ he replied ‘yes’. I went and knocked the door of given address and two people came out with big suitcases. When I saw their suitcases I became bit suspicious that this job is not local they are going in airport. I asked them ‘where are you going sir?’ they replied ‘Heathrow airport’ (it was about 2 hour journey). I was so tired and feeling sleepy and when I heard that job is going to heathrow I just felt myself dead. Anyway now I wasn’t able to refuse the job so I put their (passangers) suitcases quickly and angrily in my car’s boot and drove toward heathrow airport. I switched off my radio to avoid the controller and it was not allowed to keep your mobile phone on while working.
I was on my way to heathrow and when I reached near the heathrow airport I asked my passengers ‘which terminal you are going sir’ (there are four terminal in heathrow airport) in return there was no reply… again I asked ‘which terminal you going sir’ again no reply, third time while repeating my question I turned my head toward passengers seat…I shocked…there was no passengers in my car and I realised that in hasty I forgot to board (pick up) the passenger. I only loaded their luggage but didn’t pick them up.
Anyway later I parked my car on hardsholder, switched on my mobile and rang my controller. He (my controller) was so angry and he told me passengers are coming in another car and wait for then on the airport and give then their luggage.
Next day when I came to work everybody was laughing at me…whenever I remember this incident I can’t stop my laugh….
ان شاء الله تحوز على رضائك
تحياتي
^_^
There are certain incidents happened in my life which makes me laugh when they come in to my mind. I only sate one (funniest incident in my life) which is following;-
About six month ago I used to be doing a mini cab at week-end and I normally work 13 to 16 hours a day. Once I was so tired because I worked about 16 hours therefore I called my controller on the radio and told him I am going home. It was early in the morning and there was no driver at the base therefore my controller told me to stay another 30 minutes. After 15 minutes my controller passed me a job on radio, before accepting the job I asked my controller ‘is it local job?’ he replied ‘yes’. I went and knocked the door of given address and two people came out with big suitcases. When I saw their suitcases I became bit suspicious that this job is not local they are going in airport. I asked them ‘where are you going sir?’ they replied ‘Heathrow airport’ (it was about 2 hour journey). I was so tired and feeling sleepy and when I heard that job is going to heathrow I just felt myself dead. Anyway now I wasn’t able to refuse the job so I put their (passangers) suitcases quickly and angrily in my car’s boot and drove toward heathrow airport. I switched off my radio to avoid the controller and it was not allowed to keep your mobile phone on while working.
I was on my way to heathrow and when I reached near the heathrow airport I asked my passengers ‘which terminal you are going sir’ (there are four terminal in heathrow airport) in return there was no reply… again I asked ‘which terminal you going sir’ again no reply, third time while repeating my question I turned my head toward passengers seat…I shocked…there was no passengers in my car and I realised that in hasty I forgot to board (pick up) the passenger. I only loaded their luggage but didn’t pick them up.
Anyway later I parked my car on hardsholder, switched on my mobile and rang my controller. He (my controller) was so angry and he told me passengers are coming in another car and wait for then on the airport and give then their luggage.
Next day when I came to work everybody was laughing at me…whenever I remember this incident I can’t stop my laugh….
ان شاء الله تحوز على رضائك
تحياتي
^_^
ياليت لو احد يترجم هالقصص لاني محتاجه لقصص من هالنوع ؟؟ الله يخليكم بسرعه ساعدوني
اهلين خيتو هذا موقع
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http://www.funs.co.uk/fs/main.htm
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