Funny Rediculous Definitions

How're you doing everyone???
I found these "Funny Definitions" while surfing the internet
Really liked them, Actually most of them are so truthful..
School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught
.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.